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You entered: http://www.planetfortress.com/sotf/gunther@secret-service.org Why not give http://www.planetfortress.com/om/ a try?
Look, this is our 404 page. If you clicked on that "om" thing, you've been taken. The thing with that "om" link, it is suppose to be a random character generator that has never worked since day one. Send me 5 bucks for believing it would work. You are here because either our hosted site screwed up on link or GSI did. It is also possible you failed typing 101. I'd like to point out there is no way in hell that we (well, me) screwed up a link. I can't account for the rest of the trained monkeys here, but I know I'm never wrong.

If you feel you have wrongly been accused of being a moron or feel that someone can't link worth a damn, you can email feedback@planetfortress.com. There is a slight chance that you will get a reply. There is even a slighter chance that it will be fixed. Personally, I suggest you just go buy a lottery ticket and hope for the best.

You know what, I don't want you to see the intended page. You don't deserve it. Look how much time you've wasted here. Do something productive with your life. If it was up to me, I'd send you to hell instead of here, but this is the best I can do. If you look to your left you will see tons of links, click on one of them, they work. Sure they may not take you where you want to go, but at least they work. -DieHard.


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