QSPY

Q-S-P-Y
By The Pillage People
I always wanted to be the Indian (I still have the costume too!)

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young man, there's no need for that frown.
I said, young man, when your best server's down
I said, young man, cuz there's more to be found
there's no need to be unhappy.

young man, there's a tool you can use.
I said, young man, when you're short on your fuse.
so please
try it, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.

they have every server for you men to enjoy,
it's a frag fest with all the boys ...

it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.

you can get yourself fragged, you can bond with your clan,
you can prove that you are a man ...

young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, where do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can play anywhere,
but you got to find your best ping!

no man plays the game by himself.
I said, young man, put your axe on the shelf,
and just get it,search for Q-S-P-Y.
I'm sure it can help you today.

it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.

they have every server for you men to enjoy,
you can camp out with all the boys ...

it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.

you can get yourself hooked, you can capture the flag,
you can do it with less of that lag ...

young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, young man, then I found it on
Blue's.
it was easy, once I got it setup.
the whole Quake world was in my sights! ...

so man, when you're itching to play,
I said, yo man, there is only one way.
don't you know man, its called Q-S-P-Y.
come on sing-a long while you slay ...

it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.

they have all the best games, on the net that are up,
but you never can get enough ...

it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with
Q-S-P-Y.

don't delay anymore, get your copy today,
when I find you you'll hear me say ...

Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to frag you with
Q-S-P-Y.

...

Lyric reworked by CheeseWhistle
The Official Pagecaster of The Shadowcaster's Guild Quake Clan
President of the newly formed Killer Image Marketing
Special thanks to |SG|DoGBeRT for his inspiration on this!


"YMCA" (Unimproved Version) By The Villiage People

young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...

young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
but you got to know this one thing!

no man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
and just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...

young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

that's when someone came up to me,
and said, young man, take a walk up the street.
there's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
they can start you back on your way.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, are you listening to me?
young man, young man, what do you wanna be?


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