Exclusive LAN Party for 'L33t' Gamers Only![]() "It's the greatest in Quaking experiences," stated one of the party sponsors (name withheld). "You get the chance you've always wanted: to play Quake with your fellow, uh, l33t d00d5, all day and all night with NO interruptions. What more could you ask for?" ![]() In fact, A1 is so exclusive that even the most prominent members of the Quake community were not invited to this incredible event: "Um, Mrs. Blue said I couldn't go. Yeah, that's it," remarked Blue of Blue's News. "Well, y'know, I just can't compare to k3wl people like those MPlayer guys," commented Onethumb of best.com. "Dammit, I guess I'm just not *snicker* l33t enough," lamented Fragmaster of PlanetQuake. When asked how the sponsors were able to get the National Parks Service, the current owners of Alcatraz, to allow them to hold their bash on the island, the sponsors were quick to point out that many of the Parks and Recreation Service personnel stationed on Alcatraz play Quake until all hours of the night. "Oh, they're regulars on Quakeworld," commented the anonymous sponsor. "In fact, they even helped us with the invitation list. If anyone would know which As this article goes to print, Alcatraz's electrical systems are already being repaired for the demanding power requirements of A1. Strangely, most of the rooms have been set up to provide power for appliances that use over 20 million volts of electricity. |
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