Dave Perry Patents Himself![]() "I'm years ahead of everybody else," said Perry. "My physical and mental abilities make me far superior to every other human being. A lot of parents say that their children will develop strong, healthy bodies and intelligent minds. I already have that." Perry's remarks enraged other members of the human race, who belittled the game developer's claims of superiority. Critics also argued that his acquisition of a self-patent would prevent other homo sapiens from possessing similar attributes. "That's silly," retorted Perry. "Patenting for me is only a means to state that I got everything right first. It is not some ridiculous 'nobody can be as great as me' claim. All I am doing is controlling the illegal copying of my magnificence, as it is something I am very proud of." Despite the overwhelming opposition, Perry is determined to fulfill his desire for a self-patent. If approved, the patent would make him the only legal Dave PerryTM on Earth. |
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