STAYIN'
ALIVE
By the
Brothers Gib(b)
Sing along
with your own Saturday Night Fever CD (admit it, you have one
too!)
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Well you can tell
by the way I lose my walk
I'm a laggin' man: no time for talk.
Moving slow and pinging high, I've been jerkin' round
since I first joined.
And now it's alright. It's okay,
you can gib me anyway.
But you should try to understand,
a laggin' line's effect on me.Whether your a lagger or whether your a bragger
you're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the server breakin' cuz everybody's Quakin''
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
I'm goin'
nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive.
[ If you have the CD, just keep on singing ... ]
Well now, I ping
low but mostly high,
and if I can't get in, why even try?.
Got boots of lead upon my feet
I'm a laggin' man and I'm easy to beat.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to frag another day.
But you should try to understand,
a modem line's effect on me.Whether your a lagger or whether your a bragger
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the server breakin' cuz everybody's Quakin''
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
I'm goin'
nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive.
Well you can tell
by the way I stand and stare
I'm a laggin man: but you don't care.
Frag me fast and frag me quick, take me out
before I unstick.
And now it's alright. It's okay,
I'm an easy target anyway,
But you should try to understand,
an LPBs effect on me.Whether your a lagger or whether your a bragger
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the server breakin' cuz everybody's Quakin''
and you're stayin' alive, stayin alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Lyric reworked by CheeseWhistle
The Official Pagecaster of The Shadowcaster's Guild Quake Clan
President of the newly formed Killer Image
Marketing
Special thanks to |SG|DoGBeRT for his inspiration on this!
Stayin' Alive (Unimproved Version)
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high,
and if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.